"Could be Terrible. Still, Could be Awesome."

One morning Josiah had breakfast with our friend Greg, and they were deliberating on whether or not to go to some weird local fast-food chain in Birmingham, Alabama. The final deciding thought went something like this:
"Could be Gross".
"Yeah, but still...could be Awesome".
(They went. I don't think it was gross but it also wasn't awesome).

Anyway, this is a very roundabout way of asking if anyone knows anything about these flats from Urban, which I keep thinking could be awesome: 

 
I'm interested mostly in the black...I used to have a very chic pair of black patent flats, but they had no strap and things with no straps do not stay on my feet.

So, does anybody happen to have these? Or have seen them in person? Thoughts?